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Sunday, April 02, 2006

My Ebay Stuff for Sale!


Check my "Stuff for sale" link in the bar. I gots 4 things for sale. Anyone want one? The descriptions are half the fun.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Some of my favorite "Worst Predictions Ever"

"We will bury you."
Nikita Krushchev, Soviet Premier, predicting Soviet communism will win over U.S. capitalism, 1958.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
Last words of Gen. John Sedgwick, spoken as he looked out over the parapet at enemy lines during the Battle of Spotsylvania in 1864.

"Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, U.S. President, 1905.

"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre, 1904.

"A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth's atmosphere."
New York Times, 1936.

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
H. M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927.

"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever."
Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1889 (Edison often ridiculed the arguments of competitor George Westinghouse for AC power).

"But what... is it good for?"
IBM executive Robert Lloyd, speaking in 1968 microprocessor, the heart of today’s computers.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

It's the campus WHAT? Crusade for Christ



My friend Drew knows the guy in the red hoodie, he was on a summer project with him. Pretty good parody if you ask me.

If you haven't seen the original, you can see it here , SNL's Chronicles of Narnia.

Monday, March 27, 2006

Lego like Crazy

So I was on the verge of selling all of my legos on eBay, however Luke stopped me at the last second and said, "WAIT! My future children! They want those!" So Luke now has my very nicely kept sets of legos. This right here? This is an indoor soccer arena, brought to you by the lego people. Click the link for pictures of this amazing and undoubtedly very time comsuming structure.
Crazy Legos

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Music doth soothe the savage beast

Sooo I had a cool experience the other day. Robby was kind of annoying me, so I put in some Jack Johnson and he fell asleep. Mere conicidence? Lets just say that I have a new reason to enjoy Jack Johnson.