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Saturday, April 14, 2007

Mountain of Dew..and Dr. Pepper, Mug, Code Red for that matter.

What happens when you get Mike and Joe have way too much time and plenty of pop? Besides beating up his brother Nick, we build things.

In all I think we used more than 4 cases of pop, but you can count and prove me wrong if you really want to. We reached our goal of: the ceiling.



Old emails

I was thumbing through some old emails and I found this, kind of funny. Those silly fraudulent Nigerians, they don't know what's coming.



Hey Greg,

Nice try with the fraudulent Paypal email but I think my grandma could have written a better one. Work on your English too if you really want to scam someone. I’ve reported you to eBay security.

Joe


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From: GREG TOLUWANI [mailto:greg1@lopezclub.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2005 10:01 PM
To: Joseph Clarke
Subject: RE: eBay Item Purchase: Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop 54mbps/wifi DVD+rw 1 GB RAM (Item #6740707558)



Hello,
I have sent the paypal payment. So kindly check your e-mail for the paypal confirmation mail and mail me immediately you recieve the payment confirmation from paypal so that i can send you my daughter's address in Nigeria and my fedex account number then can just send the item today and mail the tracking num ber to paypal for verification at (paypal-verification@consultant.com) thanks. i will be expecting your mail.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Re: Peep Passover

This video is a video taken april 12 2005, which I decided to post in response to luke and hannah's blog: Peep Passover. Some of us do have microwaves.

Monday, April 09, 2007

The Foo Fighters

But not what you'd think.



Best part: PUNCH HIM IN THE MICROFICHE!!!

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Taco Bell Adding Skills

Apparently Taco bell needs to learn how to add. Check this out, me and Luke went to Taco bell to grab some food before class (since he was in the area). It was only after close inspection of the 2 receipts that we discovered that there was a rounding error in the tax. Note in the photo the same exact subtotal, same store, order numbers 265 and 266 (one right after another), both paid with credit card, same subtotals: DIFFERENT TAX. Not like I care, it's just a penny, but it's still kind of funny. Sorry about the sauce, looks really nasty in the photo.


I actually asked one of my professors to explain it, and he said, "If you are honestly that worried about a penny you have bigger problems." Then he took a penny out of his pocket and said, "There, now you are square." He also said it was probably a rounding error in the software.