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Monday, March 27, 2006

Lego like Crazy

So I was on the verge of selling all of my legos on eBay, however Luke stopped me at the last second and said, "WAIT! My future children! They want those!" So Luke now has my very nicely kept sets of legos. This right here? This is an indoor soccer arena, brought to you by the lego people. Click the link for pictures of this amazing and undoubtedly very time comsuming structure.
Crazy Legos

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Music doth soothe the savage beast

Sooo I had a cool experience the other day. Robby was kind of annoying me, so I put in some Jack Johnson and he fell asleep. Mere conicidence? Lets just say that I have a new reason to enjoy Jack Johnson.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Random Post: Chuck Norris


Heck Yes, it's Chuck. And what a man. Here's a memorable quote from this killer machine:
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." -Chuck Norris

Here's one about him:
Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Professor Muscutariu: You must understand him


This is a post which will let you the readers understand who my night class professor is. His name is Ioan (John) Muscutariu. In his classes, you will hear many interesting variants of the English language. As he is from Romania, he will probably never speak perfect english. These are some examples of what this yields:
"When I talk, you pay me attention"
"You did good job on quiz? I give you chocolate"
"Yohn, how you say? (Jon??) Yes, Jon. Here your paper."
"Please question. You ask me question any time."
"There are an eagle..."
"When you look at sky"
[Writes on board] "Earse is our planet"
"We are not in sowsa hemisfeer"
"Ansheeen Astro Nomers....very rich imagination!"
"I lost our Earth! I lost our sun! I am very powerful man, yes?"

The funniest part is that I've created and posted this all during the class. Shame on me. But hey, what's a guy going to do in a 4 hour night class?

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Late night BF2


Luke, I told you not to play on the slidey rope when they were setting the concrete!!


Luke, I told you not to use the slidey rope without your athletic supporter!