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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Dominoes Guy knows me by Name!!!

YES! I have come and achieved what it is that I came here to do at college: be known on a first name basis by the Lebanese Dominoes franchise owner. Sure there's some benefit in obtaining a college education, but heck man, this is serious!

Instant Replay:
"Hi I have an order for pickup."
"Your phone number?"
"330, 591, 560-"
"Oh, you are Joe..right?"
"Yep, you got it."
"You want Kickers and Cheesy bread, that is your order?"
"Yep, sounds good! "
"See you in twenty minutes."

Afterwards I jumped around the pretty much empty apartment for no reason whatsoever. It's marvelous how the small things amuse me.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Dannnciinnnnnn YAAAAHHH

Life Soundtrack

OK, apparently this is the cool thing to do nowadays (mad props to T and Wes).
What you do is create a soundtrack for your life, by putting all your music on random and just filling in the song titles. Check out Ticket Taker Thompson's completely overlyprotected locked down xanga, or Wes' blog in the sidebar for more info. Here we go:

1) Opening Credits:
Pink Floyd - Mother

2) Waking Up:
Smashing Pumpkins - Set Jerry to the Ray

3) First Day At School:
Wycleff Jean - Stayin' Alive

4) Falling In Love:
Clay Aiken - Invisible

5) Breaking Up:
Elvis Presley - All Shook Up

6) Prom:
American Hi-Fi - Flavor of the Week

7) Life's OK:
Pink Floyd - Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2

8) Mental Breakdown:
Smash Mouth - Radio

9) Driving:
Dr. Dre - Forgot about Dre

10) Flashback:
Jack Johnson - Sitting, Waiting Wishing

11) Getting Back Together:
Dub Pistols - Official Chemical

12) Birth of Child:
Ben Folds - Losing Lisa

13) Wedding:
Switchfoot - Innocence Again

14) Final Battle:
Coldplay - We never change

15) Death Scene:
The Fray - Little House

16) Funeral Song:
Hootie and the Blowfish - Let Her Cry (that was weird..)

17) End Credits:
Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Terry Tate REVISITED

OK guys, I know that recently I've been posting nothing but videos. The stress and finals might have something to do with that. This right here may be the only reason I'm still sane, Terrible Terry Tate, the office linebacker. What an amazing guy! You'll understand it best if you go from top to bottom. I've prepared them all in a chronological one stop shop for you. I recommend getting something to eat, grab a cold drink, and sit on down to 20 minutes of fabulous promotional hilarity. Yes, I'm sure some of you may have seen some of these already, but this is the whole collection. Quite awesome, no doubt. But make sure you don't watch them at work, lest you face the TRIPLE T PAIN TRAIN!!!! Enjoy.

The First: Terry Tate


The Draft: Courtney Cate


Terry and the Nike Streaker


Terry Tate: Sensitivity Training


Terry Goes on Vacation


Terry Tate Remembered: OSPN







I so should have been studying instead of posting this. Crap.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006