Worst Papercut in a Long Time

Holy cow, I just got sliced up by a Giant Eagle customer survey. WOW this thing hurts. Had to blog. Dang it all.

Check Ally's Blog for Engagement Pics

Yep, defer to Allyson Voller's blog to see some cool pics of me and SB. It is on the sidebar, or here.

Had to steal this one, Was browsing through Luke's photos because of the a weird "random image" and found this one, OK everyone together...AWEEEEEE.

Grilling on the Go

Yess folks it's that time once again. Summer, the outdoors and steak. Don't get stuck without a grill! Perfect for that after work tailgating party.



The Grill on the Go

Crazy, no?

A Suck Day

Today, is just a suck day. I feel like a vacuum cleaner, I just suck. I woke up late, (not that it matters because of flex time) I had a fairly unproductive day at work and my schedule is collapsing on these 2 upcoming weeks. I am not excited for the remainder of this week or next week. Perhaps today is just a downer. Nothing feels like it matters, especially anything that I do. My classes are useless, I don't have an apartment yet, the driver side door of my Accord hasn't opened from the outside in months (and I never have had time to fix it because I need it every day). I know this is sounding like a complain session and well it is. Guess what, it's my blog so read it and like it. Or don't like it and chalk it up to another of today's failures. Man. I'm going to another useless depressing class from my ADD prof who can't remember my name even though he asks me every class.

Good Morning

I was woken by my roommate kicking the foot of my bed (as opposed to normal humans that have the luxury of actually hearing their alarm clock). Normally I would snooze the alarm clock, roll over and enjoy the next 10 minutes of peace. This morning was different. Something absolutely amazed me about the alarm clock. I hit the snooze, turned over and stared at the electronic waking device. I marveled at its purpose and thanked it for every moment it granted me silence. I stared at the impossibly slow changing digital numbers until it the sound it emitted startled me beyond understanding, as only a true non-morning person can understand. Quite interesting is the human mind. Makes me wonder if mine is broken.

The Wedding Registry

Yes folks, it's time for the wedding registry. Should you decide to purchase an item for the lovely couple, you will find the link (soon to be links) conveniently located in the sidebar.






Can I help it that I'm turning into my Dad? Only time will tell.

Mountain of Dew..and Dr. Pepper, Mug, Code Red for that matter.

What happens when you get Mike and Joe have way too much time and plenty of pop? Besides beating up his brother Nick, we build things.

In all I think we used more than 4 cases of pop, but you can count and prove me wrong if you really want to. We reached our goal of: the ceiling.

Old emails

I was thumbing through some old emails and I found this, kind of funny. Those silly fraudulent Nigerians, they don't know what's coming.



Hey Greg,

Nice try with the fraudulent Paypal email but I think my grandma could have written a better one. Work on your English too if you really want to scam someone. I’ve reported you to eBay security.

Joe


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From: GREG TOLUWANI [mailto:greg1@lopezclub.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2005 10:01 PM
To: Joseph Clarke
Subject: RE: eBay Item Purchase: Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop 54mbps/wifi DVD+rw 1 GB RAM (Item #6740707558)



Hello,
I have sent the paypal payment. So kindly check your e-mail for the paypal confirmation mail and mail me immediately you recieve the payment confirmation from paypal so that i can send you my daughter's address in Nigeria and my fedex account number then can just send the item today and mail the tracking num ber to paypal for verification at (paypal-verification@consultant.com) thanks. i will be expecting your mail.

Re: Peep Passover

This video is a video taken april 12 2005, which I decided to post in response to luke and hannah's blog: Peep Passover. Some of us do have microwaves.

The Foo Fighters

But not what you'd think.



Best part: PUNCH HIM IN THE MICROFICHE!!!

Taco Bell Adding Skills

Apparently Taco bell needs to learn how to add. Check this out, me and Luke went to Taco bell to grab some food before class (since he was in the area). It was only after close inspection of the 2 receipts that we discovered that there was a rounding error in the tax. Note in the photo the same exact subtotal, same store, order numbers 265 and 266 (one right after another), both paid with credit card, same subtotals: DIFFERENT TAX. Not like I care, it's just a penny, but it's still kind of funny. Sorry about the sauce, looks really nasty in the photo.


I actually asked one of my professors to explain it, and he said, "If you are honestly that worried about a penny you have bigger problems." Then he took a penny out of his pocket and said, "There, now you are square." He also said it was probably a rounding error in the software.