Heck Yes, it's Chuck. And what a man. Here's a memorable quote from this killer machine:
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth." -Chuck Norris
Here's one about him:
Guns don't kill people...Chuck Norris kills people.
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the only person that can kill chuck norris, is chuck norris.
Chuck norris' tears cure cancer; too bad he's never cried.
-Paul
GOTTA LOVE CHUCK.
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
- Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
- It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
- Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite the fact that he was holding a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
ahhh chuck norris. gotta love the man. thanks for making me laugh wes.
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